Theme Song lyrics - Chris Webby

Woke up this morning

Yeah, and this my motherfucking theme song

Woke up this morning

Yeah, and this my motherfucking theme song

Got bars, yeah the WiFi here got no lag

When I spazz like a rabid animal without a tag

Foaming at the mouth, prowling around, howling and mad

Since I made my escape from a Ukrainian bio lab

I'm a hazard to the public but fuck it I get the bag (yup)

And since I don't do apologies I'm not sorry to brag

Yeah, some rappers call me Webby, the rest are calling me dad

I'm a skull and crossbones, you pussies got white flags (pussy)

Get to waving, I'ma pick up and run, bitch I'm the one

Ruling with a fist as iron as Attila the Hun

The dopest dope you ever smoked, so hold this hit in your lungs

They hit the ground harder and harder the bigger they come

They'll draw that line around your body like a word search

I want the glory but I'll show 'em what I'm worth first

Yeah, I'm branching out my business to the bird's perch

Hand up on my crotch (fucking pervert) tell 'em like

I been gone but you know I never leave long

With the Jamo Neat and my weed strong

Living in the left lane that I speed on

Since I used to whip a dented-up Nissan, yeah

Now this money's what I speak on

From the California king that I sleep on

Woke up this morning

Yeah, and this my motherfucking theme song

Yeah, step up on the stage like a new man (uh)

Uh, top boy with the food fam

Mad Ps, bills bigger than a toucan (ay)

So let the cameras roll up in the news van (yeah)

Undebatedly, no one's taking the place of me

Webby's that holographic, that Charizard and I'm basically

Sick in the fucking head, and that's why that they medicated me

Crush my ivermectin to powder and take it nasally, I

Woke up this morning

Got myself a gun bigger than pun, y'all better run

Got no permit for it yet but I promise I'm getting one

So watch out when I be flipping the safety off with my thumb (bang)

Dog from the pound, walking around awkward and loud

With some wild shit to say that's leaving jaws on the ground

Let 'em know my gender by shoving my balls in they mouth

Going to hell, y'all just follow me down

I been gone but you know I never leave long

With the Jamo Neat and my weed strong

Living in the left lane that I speed on

Since I used to whip a dented-up Nissan, yeah

Now this money's what I speak on

From the California king that I sleep on

Woke up this morning

Yeah, and this my motherfucking theme song

And this my motherfucking theme song