Call On Me lyrics - Chris Webby (feat. Alandon)

[Alandon:]

Pardon me when I pull up with a small army

Better drink up cause bars on me

We be going all night till the stars get bright

And the moon light falls on me

Universe and harmony

Vibe so right bet it all on me

Wanna have a good time

Then call the landline yeah it's fine you can call on me

[Chris Webby:]

You can call on me ain't no call waiting

Imma pick up first ring on my land line

Headed down to the keys with a pretty young thing with them tight ripped jeans showing tan lines

And I ain't worried about nothing

You can hit me on the wifi

Send that __cpLocation I'm coming

I'll hit your hot spot girl you know I give it to you like that

You can see them three dots when I write back

You know its simple as similar to a light snack when I bite that let me be your night cap girl you can call me in the night man

If its chaotic, I got it baby I'm right there

Call me young Star-Lord flying though the cosmos but I got my iPhone just in case you call on me

You can put it all on me lil mama

I think it just dawned on me that I wanna take this night to the limit I know you like it, admit it

So baby you just gotta dial the digits and meet me at the Bodega Imma pop a bottle and some papers

And we can get lost, take a flight to Malaysia

Call on me I got unlimited data

I'll be as quick as Sonic on my Sega

[Alandon:]

Pardon me when I pull up with a small army

Better drink up cause bars on me

We be going all night till the stars get bright

And the moon light falls on me

Universe and harmony

Vibe so right bet it all on me

Wanna have a good time

Then call the landline yeah it's fine you can call on me

Baby you can call on me

Call on me

Listen baby you can call on me

[?]

[Chris Webby:]

You can call on me ain't no call waiting

Imma pick up first ring on my land line

She about 5'3" with them tattoo sleeves and her eyes on me looking damn fine

We got no need for discussion yeah we always on the same page

I just give her that McLovin feel like we been in the bed for days

Got a bitty in the city who be riding with me

Lil modern hippy rolling sticky till she got me dizzy

You can parle with me 'bout the world baby

I don't really think I ever met no one like you in my life

She beautiful, tight and smart the Miss Universe type

And I just hope that I'm maneuvering right

So uh, hey ma, let's ride alright baby yeah listen we gonna get it on tonight

You can meet me in the bedroom

Or that black muscle car with the leg room

On the coast line she my Ariel on the beach

Thick as Jessica Rabbit but she the Belle to my Beast

My Lola Bunny on the court hitting all 3's

Or my Jasmine heir to the throne that I seek

Fa Mulan on the battle field

Nala to my pride

No surprise that I got you on my mind

[Alandon:]

Pardon me when I pull up with a small army

Better drink up cause bars on me

We be going all night till the stars get bright

And the moon light falls on me

Universe and harmony

Vibe so right bet it all on me

Wanna have a good time

Then call the landline yeah it's fine you can call on me

Baby you can call on me

Call on me

Listen baby you can call on me

[?]

Check The Vibe lyrics - Chris Webby

Gotta let go and set your mind free

Cut loose from the powers that be now

And the people say follow me

Vibrations shape the revolution

Biddy bye bye, they go away

All the problems that show up

See they can't not control us

So just sit back and roll up a J

When things aren't going my way

Keep a hold on my faith to the world

To the end of times

I just sit there warp drive on the Enterprise

It's heatin' up and I can feel the pressure rise

No never they will not divide us

So we gon' rise up let the vibe set the tone

It's gon guide us

You just gotta get control over what's inside ya

Let the love bless your soul

Swallow your pride get ya vibe and go oh oh

Lend me your ear, free your mind

You just gotta sit back and check the vibe

And the skyline's clear so it's about time

Everybody sit back and check the vibe

Wise man mean no need no education

All I do is sit back and check the vibe

So lend me your ear, let me free your mind

Gotta let go and set your mind free

Gotta stand up for what you believin'

When the time comes you gon' see

Vibrations shape the revolution

Biddy bye bye to all of my fears, you

Should never look back

Don't get lost in the past

You gotta leave all that behind in the rearview

Now roll those windows down so they hear you

Let me hear you say (Oh, oh, oh)

We gon' never lose the vibe

Now let me hear you say (Oh, oh, oh)

Yeah, we never gonna lose the vibe

We never lose the vibe

Hop on a wave we can cruise the tidal or choose to fly

So blessed, we can move the sky and change the world

It starts with just you and I

Yeah, it starts with just you and I

Lend me your ear, free your mind

You just gotta sit back and check the vibe

And the skyline's clear so it's about time

Everybody sit back and check the vibe

Wise man mean no need no education

All I do is sit back and check the vibe

So lend me your ear, let me free your mind

You just gotta sit back and check the vibe

And I don't understand why the world so cold, yeah

So I keep on row, headin' down that road

Like it's all I know, I know, I know, I know

And I don't understand why the world so cold, yeah

So I keep on row, headin' down that road

Like it's all I know, I know, I know

Lend me your ear, free your mind

You just gotta sit back and check the vibe

And the skyline's clear so it's about time

Everybody sit back and check the vibe

Wise man mean no need no education

All I do is sit back and check the vibe

So lend me your ear, let me free your mind

You just gotta sit back and check the vibe

Twist Again (La La La) lyrics - Chris Webby

See

We been on that La La La since '08

Combine strains and taste

Lebron james of vaping

Volcano blazing bongs with no breaks

Edibles on plates till I'm beyond baked

And I be on and it g-g-got me gone

Got that wax that you can't feel your body on

Yeah That shit that you moving slow is a zombie on

High as a cosmonaut never gon catch me not smoking

The best hit my chest and I take the whole rip

Fuck a 20 bag I'll take the whole zip

Even if the federal government oppose it

I say fuck it and grab another nugget and puff it in public

Weed naps on my back like a Snorlax

Highest alien bouncing off of the ceiling

I need it up in my system the minute that I record that

Loud pack in a wall rat

Yeah

Let's twist again

Like we did last summer

Let's twist again

Until we all get high

I still remember when "I got the weed mans number"

So let's twist again

Til we learn to fly

Yeah

Let's twist again

(La la la la la la la)

Let's twist again

(La la la la la la la)

Let's twist again

(La la la la la la la)

Let's twist again

(La la la la la la la)

Still rollin to the diner with my half off coupon

Bacon grilled cheese and you know I get my soup on

Still up on that Jimmy Neutron

Got the boost on in my spaceship

Lean back in a futon

Whoa

Even when I'm seeing the cops

I chief pot whether they gon make it legal or not

Cause see I smoke for recreation before it was recreational

Take a pull

Now the euphoria is undebatable

My terpene so aromatic

Yeah

You can smell it from my parents attic to the basement

To they say

"Chris, light an incense, or use some of that spray shit, fuck I can't take this! For Christ sake you're 28, give me a break!"

(Alright mom)

Then I go back to getting baked

Higher than Towelie up on a balcony

And smoking hourly and burning the Sour D like a calorie

Let's twist again

Like we did last summer

Let's twist again

Until we all get high

I still remember when "I got the weed mans number"

So let's twist again

Til we learn to fly

Yeah

Let's twist again

(La la la la la la la)

Let's twist again

(La la la la la la la)

Let's twist again

(La la la la la la la)

Let's twist again

(La la la la la la la)

When that wax pen is in action

And the smoke fill the room like Mad Men

With those hash blends

I'm like Captain Kirk

When I get the purp I am blasting off

Til I'm lost in the stars

Never come down

Light my blunts with the sun now

Snuffing out the bud like a blood hound

I'm chemically imbalanced roll a doobie and I puff now

So I'm saying "Who got the lighter, who got the lighter"

Say "Who got the lighter, who got the lighter"

Yeah "Who got the lighter, who got the lighter"

No, for real, who got my fuckin lighter

I need that fire from the Bic just to calm me

And the chronic goes so strong

Hoodie smelling like it's Snoop Doggs Laundry

Twist like Chubby Checker

There's nothing better on Gods green

Roll the palm trees

And I'm gone

Peace

Let's twist again

Like we did last summer

Let's twist again

Until we all get high

I still remember when "I got the weed mans number"

So let's twist again

Til we learn to fly

Yeah

Let's twist again

(La la la la la la la)

Let's twist again

(La la la la la la la)

Let's twist again

(La la la la la la la)

Let's twist again

(La la la la la la la)

Weirdo lyrics - Chris Webby (feat. Justina Valentine)

[Chris Webby:]

Ever since I came into the world back in '88

Had anxious brain waves with a baby face

Up in my crib I just laid awake for I could say my shapes

I was immersed in this crazy place

And uh

Me and normal ain't compatible

I am from another universe so come and tag along

Yeah

I wasn't like the other kids up in my class at all

Doctor saying "Somethings wrong with him, give him Adderall"

Save me, this shit done made me crazy

Had ADHD and a case of rabies

Shit I kept my grades up but my brain was spacey

Had to chase me

My legs never stayed in place see

I couldn't pay attention to what's in front of my face

Always in detention for something I shouldn't say

But hey

My mom said that I should speak my mind

And in time, intertwine, with this gift of rhyme

And as fate would have it

I just chased the rabbit down the hole

Don't know if I'll make it back

I cheers with the Mad Hatter

And blaze with Alice

Practicing black magic and taking acid

With the Cheshire Cat sitting shotgun

Maybe Goose to my Top Gun

Wildin out until the cops come

Weirdo til I drop son

Normal human I am not one

Yeah

[Justina Valentine:]

I don't give a damn what people say about me

(Baby can't you tell)

All of the jokes that the cool kids used to make about me

(Go fuck yourself!)

And I don't care if they are staring at me

Pretty soon they'll follow everywhere that I be

That I be

And I mean

I'm just a weirdo

Yes it appears so

Don't follow the leader

It's not my demeanor

That's not what I'm here for

Cause I'm just a weirdo

Isn't it clear though

I'm on my own planet and damn it

Don't care if you don't understand it

[Chris Webby:]

Yeah

What's the difference between me and you

Shit, I don't think like other people do

Shining like a holographic Pikachu

They said I'd never see it through

But now they got they face in they palm like playing Peek A Boo

Unbelievable

Inconceivable

They not

I be seeing through

What they feeding you

Brainwash

Cause an adolescent who's bad at lessons and not accepted

(Find another seat loser)

Alrighty guys, I got the message

A little passive but aggressive in the same sense

I found my passion and rapping ain't been the same since

8 lit in my space ship when I day trip

Put the joint to the flame tip

Said I'm hard to ignore

People tell me I'm a lot to absorb

I come around and all the normal people locking they doors

But ever since I was a board and grill mopping them floors

I knew one day they'd see me on the top of the floor

[Justina Valentine:]

I don't give a damn what people say about me

(Baby can't you tell)

All of the jokes that the cool kids used to make about me

(Go fuck yourself!)

And I don't care if they are staring at me

Pretty soon they'll follow everywhere that I be

That I be

And I mean

I'm just a weirdo

Yes it appears so

Don't follow the leader

It's not my demeanor

That's not what I'm here for

Cause I'm just a weirdo

Isn't it clear though

I'm on my own planet and damn it

Don't care if you don't understand it

I don't care, they don't understand it

This my world, forget the whole planet

Follow me now

Follow me now

And I don't care, you don't understand it

This my world, forget the whole planet

Follow me now

Follow me now

I don't give a damn what people say about me

(Baby can't you tell)

All of the jokes that the cool kids used to make about me

(Go fuck yourself!)

And I don't care if they are staring at me

Pretty soon they'll follow everywhere that I be

That I be

And I mean

I'm just a weirdo

Yes it appears so

Don't follow the leader

It's not my demeanor

That's not what I'm here for

Cause I'm just a weirdo

Isn't it clear though

I'm on my own planet and damn it

Don't care if you don't understand it

The Connect lyrics - Chris Webby

You were knocking it out today bro, turn that beat up though

Okay (ya ya)

Coming straight up out the cave of wonders

I played the game like I'm at Dave & Buster's

So if you want a shot at me you better take a number

Cause see, I'm 'bout to fuck the world until I break the rubber

Rape and plunder, you better stay and cover

I'm coming for the iron throne, got white walker in my chromosomes

From a place beyond the wall you shouldn't go alone

Icy flesh up on my frozen bones

Eyes the color of the meth that Walter cooked up in his mobile home

I go to war and bring that wild aggression

Like Khaleesi's dragons every time I rhyme in a session

I'm not wishing on a star for no divine intervention

I'm just killing everybody thats in the line of succession

Leaving impression just check my analytics

Or you can read my origin story up in the hieroglyphics

And your knocky genetics mix with the scientific experimental test that took my mind to a higher limit

Higher learning way before I was a rap vet

Introduce you dummies to my crash test

Still Connecticut up on my driver's license address

The type of breed we never had yet

I'm the one they talk about under they breath

Never say it out loud or I come for they neck

And I'm a double your bet

Take shots, nothing but net

Stacking green like the fucking Connect

Yeah, I'm the one they talk about under they breath

Never say it out loud or I come for they neck

And I'm a double your bet

Take shots, nothing but net

Stacking green like the fucking Connect (Yeah)

You see I never been a fighter, I just kill them with my wits

And I'm smarter than most, so shit's as simple as it gets (true)

Got a little bad thing licking on my dick (ugh)

Again and again like I'm living in a .gif

Or a boomerang, I pack the hookah with a super strain

Rolling with the Koopah gang, right up out the sewer drain

Mutant ninja rapper baby I'm a do my thang

While I'm maneuvering, through your ladies Nuvaring

Ain't no way out there to measure me

I tip the scales very heavily as I cleverly prepare the recipe

And cook-up all this fire every Wednesday with nothing but the bare necessities

Webby be a mongrel, I'll do to you what happened to those people that booked a room in the movie Hostel, I'm hostile

I'll leave you horizontal, way down with the fossils

Christian Webster flipping letters like I'm playing Boggle

Grab a pair of goggles, baby get a scuba mask

Cause you'll be sleeping where the groupers and the tunas at

Like Luca Brasi can't even find you with google maps, do the math

Your [?] is back

I'm the one they talk about under they breath

Never say it out loud or I come for they neck

And I'm a double your bet

Take shots, nothing but net

Stacking green like the fucking Connect

Yeah, I'm the one they talk about under they breath

Never say it out loud or I come for they neck

And I'm a double your bet

Take shots, nothing but net

Stacking green like the fucking Connect (Yeah)

I've been patiently waiting for a track to explode on

They don't ever know what it go down when I get my zone on

You better go long, because my throwing arm is the same one I hold the mic with, it's so strong; mighty Joe Young

Oh lord I've been so gone

So fucking high I've been passing right through the

Webby spit it so cold you gon' need to keep your winter coat on for the whole song

I'm the one they talk about under they breath

Never say it out loud or I come for they neck

And I'm a double your bet

Take shots, nothing but net

Stacking green like the fucking Connect (Yeah)

Yeah, I'm the one they talk about under they breath

Never say it out loud or I come for they neck

And I'm a double your bet

Take shots, nothing but net

Stacking green like the fucking Connect (Yeah)

Microphone Killa lyrics - Chris Webby (feat. Merkules)

[Chris Webby:]

Quick to the draw like an animator

Laying down tapes like I'm Hannah Baker

Microphone assassinator

Rolling in a navigator

They just cannot load the data

Baby now they know I made it

(Baby now they know I made it)

Better get ready to bust, Merk you ready or what

I'm lighting the medical giving the heti a puff

Nobody heavy as us, venomous touch

Got em all bellying up

Better give up

Turning your city from metal to dust

Make tombs for my adversaries

Make room or I'll have em buried

I'm cutting through all your capillaries

Give me, give me, all the God damn loot

With the trees on deck, baby I am Groot

So please

Give me some more space to breathe

They saying things about me but the thing about me is I never care what all these motherfuckers think about me

Young and OG, spitting my game since '03

Feel a cold breeze whenever I speak to you

Speak the truth, living proof, I can reach the youth

And move a mountain, you?

You just move around it

Try to climb it but the climate got your movements clouded

See the room is crowded when I pack the show

All black bumblebee pull up at the door

Murdered out, when I'm burning out

Tryna get that money in absurd amounts, I'mma need a third account

I'm the one you heard about, listen

Campaign mode like a poli-tician

Never laid low cause I got a, vision

And I gotta bring that bitch in

Took for wishing got them wishing I would stop

But I never slow down like I'm running from the cops

Put some money in the pot

Got the pocket aces and I'll take it no debating

Give me everything you got, cause

I am the mic, the microphone killa

I grip the mic, like Mike I'm all thriller

Looking for a bigger dinner got the world up on my finger-tip like a fidget spinner bitches because you know that I'm the

I am the mic, the microphone killa

I am the one with the golden gun

I am the light, recite with no filla

Don't step to the best and expect respect

I'm on deck so it's best to protect your neck because

I am the mic, the microphone killa

I am the mic, the microphone killa

I am the mic, the microphone killa

I am the mic, the mic, the mic, the mic, the

... the microphone killa

[Merkules:]

I'm the microphone killa with a gun on my waist

Forgot my face, drink tequila out the jug with no chase

And running with apes, gorillas, fuck the love it's just hate

Snatching crumbs off your plate and ask if you got something to say, I doubt it

I'm finna bout, it I've been a tyrant since Pokemon

My potion's strong I'm the OG like Obi-Wan

I'm going hard like a virgin's first booty call

Every verse will give them pins and needles like a voodoo doll

Now every single rapper Big Merk is taking doo doo's on

See me in a camo balaclava when the news come on

Shout out Webby we the youngest with the juice

I got an army right behind me we a hunnid strong salute, yeah

These bitches salty, they feeling froggy, well get up off me

What's in the coffee, I fold em up like I did the laundry

I'm Kurt Cobain, with a hint of Auzzie, my shit is haunting

I kill em softly, I'm ice-cold like I went to bargaining

Nevertheless I never fall off once

I'm Air Jordan in his prime and y'all are Walmart Chucks

My fan base will keep growing like Paul Blart's gut

One bar in the booth will get these Pop-Tarts stuck, I'm saying

These ignoramuses think I'm famous, the shit is dated

I'm sipping Jameson thinking about which whip to blaze in

I feel the hate it's just motivation to get me paid with

So if they say they don't like me that means I fit the A-list

Hey bitch, why you mad at the kid? I've had it with this

You think you dope, but I'm actually sick

Hacking this shit, back in the mix, gargantuous shit

You think you slick you get slapped with a dick, no question

Everybody wants to head off Merk

It's R.I.P Prodigy, I'm bringing hell on Earth

We the truth, we the ones that you should bet on first

Yo Webby this shit's like a hundred and ten bar verse, let's get it

It's probably cause I've never wrote my shit in double time

Which means that now I have to go and add in just a couple lines

Fuck it's fine, we the illest right now

CT to Canada like how you feeling right now

[Chris Webby:]

I am the mic, the microphone killa

I am the one with the golden gun

I am the light, recite with no filla

Don't step to the best and expect respect

I'm on deck so it's best to protect your neck because

I am the mic, the microphone killa

I am the mic, the microphone killa

I am the mic, the microphone killa

I am the mic, the mic, the mic, the mic, the

... the microphone killa

Wild Things lyrics - Chris Webby

"Gather around everyone

There's something to tell you about the wonderus place

Over the hill, cross the river, into the dark woods

Where the wild things are, but be careful

There are things waiting for you in the woods

Wild things, there are wild things"

Have you seen us, we the wild things boy

With a squad so big fill arenas, that's where you can find me boy

Got a, battery up on my back like a mofi

Spider web emoji up on the trophy, rocking all black like Shinobi

Weed up in the pouch like a joey, I'm Wile Coyote with

Kylie and Khloe and Miley and Zoey Saldana, Natasha, Legeral

Madonna, Kaylahni and Josie the pussycats too

In my Honda we rolling be gone till the morning

I follow my calling and swallow my fear

But the doctor been sayin' I lost it it's clear

That I just cannot gauge it to small of an ear

But these voices are calling that's all I can hear

I am, out here where the wild things be at, Biatch

Hitem' so quick can't react, Halloween Town with a crown like Jack

Fully psycho maniac, he that, shouter with a scream mask

He od at, killer, ya'll better evac, shhh, quiet, here that?

Over where the tree at? That's where you can find me at

Just follow the way, come and follow the way

Don't stop on the road, just step farther away, step farther away

From all that you know, don't get caught in the fray

Or you could just call it a day, cause where we gon' go

Where the monsters will play, so all I can say

Yeah baby you can find me

Where the wild things are

Where the wild things are

Where the wild things are

Yeah baby you can find me

Where the wild things are

Where the wild things are

Where the wild things are

I'm where the Lions and Tigers and Bears go

Places that you wouldn't dare go, blaze the trail without hesitation

Tell me why you waitin' when you scared bro

I'm not a sane man, strange man

More like rain man man (man man)

Roll haze till' the stone age I'm a cave man man

Whippin' like Mad Max, loud pack in the packs till I cat nap

Then I go and snap back runnin' through the maze like a lab rat

Looking for the cheese let me have that, maybe you can find me

In the dark like a zombie, calmly, chillin' at the bar with a blondie

Jager Bomin' tryna drown out my problems

But they be swimmin' like they Phelps in the water

I'm outta order with this orders prescribed

The orderlys' autta be checkin' my arms that they tied

They can not restrain me or try to explain to me

That this is all in my mind

Mister Babadook right out the comic book

I got em' shook and they got nowhere to hide

Stop and look around, watch it cause you now

All the way out in the wild

Just follow the way, come and follow the way

Don't stop on the road, just step farther away, step farther away

From all that you know, don't get caught in the fray

Or you could just call it a day, cause where we gon' go

Where the monsters will play, so all I can say

Yeah baby you can find me

Where the wild things are

Where the wild things are

Where the wild things are

Yeah baby you can find me

Where the wild things are

Where the wild things are

Where the wild things are

Night Crawler lyrics - Chris Webby

I don't see no sunshine

All I see is moonlight today

Wake up when the night fall

I just let the stars guide my way

I don't see no sunshine

All I see is moonlight today

Wake up when the night fall

I just let the stars guide my way

We be hanging with the goblins

Livin' dead thriller mobbin'

Damn I'm such a night crawler

Damn I'm such a night crawler

The boogie man is my weed God and he swings by with that ganja

I'm running out I might call him

I'm running out I might summon him up

What, runnin' a mock, all when the sun isn't up

Don't want it with us, trust, doubling up

Throwing that butter in the dutch

Keepin' it hush, no you ain't got say shit

I see the moonlight on the skyline and I chase it

Got vitamin D deprivation, aight

Don't need daylight savings time

Trying to lead a generation

Follow me up into space time, and I'm

Using constellation navigation out to my destination, and if it gets too dark use echo__cpLocation

Follow my senses on out from the basement

So while you afraid of the dark

Cold heart give 'em goosebumps

R.L. Stein when that moon's up

Nightrider with a tune-up

So who's up, who's nocturnal like me

Insomniac in a Pontiac I don't get no sleep

I don't see no sunshine

All I see is moonlight today

Wake up when the night fall

I just let the stars guide my way

I don't see no sunshine

All I see is moonlight today

Wake up when the night fall

I just let the stars guide my way

I might have to make a sacrifice

Witches broom make me levitate

Poison potion 'till my stomach ache

I know it's tainted but I love the taste

I can feel it taking over, yeah I can feel it taking over

Whiskey mix in that Cola, like doctor jeckyll with da soda

Mister Hyde betta hide ya, and no one to help you inside of here

There's something under your bed, I'm coming for you at night

Better sleep with a nightlight and a dream catcher and a crucifix and a garlic necklace, and an exorcist with the silver bullets and extended clips so we never miss

Inhale mary, I'm devilish, no spiderman I'm Eddy Brock, on any block, so venomous

It's treacherous when that moons out, people turning into silhouettes

Shadows moving can't see shit, but that cherry burning on the cigarette

Mirror mirror on the wall, you can hear me when I call

Moonlight wolf howling, cause I'm coming for it all now

So who's up, who's nocturnal like me

Insomniac in a Pontiac, I don't get no sleep

I don't see no sunshine

All I see is moonlight today

Wake up when the night fall

I just let the stars guide my way

I don't see no sunshine

All I see is moonlight today

Wake up when the night fall

I just let the stars guide my way

I don't see no sun, I don't see no sunshine

Wake up when it's night, wakeup when it's nightfall

I don't see no sun, I don't see no sunshine

University Of Life lyrics - Chris Webby (feat. Madi Wolf)

[Chris Webby:]

Welcome to the university of life, gather 'round and take a seat students, I'm your substitute for the night

'Cus you might think you're doin' it right. I thought it too up until I learned my lesson now it's the lesson plan that I offer you

Study history, learn from the mistakes of those who came before you so you can make it through life differently and

Take economics, a business class if you got it. Had to learn that for myself when people got up in my pockets

'Cus the school of hard-knocks is full of roadblocks and potholes and semester after semester life is a long road

You gotta take some risks 'cus if you livin' dangerous just know that there's consequences for the way you live

Because expulsion from life is permanent. Ain't no principals offices, church services so for all my fallen classmates

I tip this bottle of bourbon and pour it out as I question what this life is all about. That's when they told me

[Madi Wolf:]

Welcome to the university of life now

If you didn't know before then you 'gon find out

This is real life, don't be surprised how that I am all grown up

[x2]

[Chris Webby:]

Gotta study psychology so you readin' people properly and learn to see the world through the perspective of philosophy

I've always loved anatomy.. I mean understandably but I played it safe 'cus I ain't ready for family

'Cus I'm still working on myself and that's the mission, as taxes in my business' expenses became tuition ain't no wishin'

On a star, real life comes at a cost so crawl before you walk and listen more than you talk

Take your lessons as a blessing raise ya hand and ask questions. We all got ADD but pay attention

No (prisons or no testin'[?]) that could give you preparation live with zero hesitation yo this life is what you make it

Gotta take it, any records that they set just go and break it! I'd rather have detention than follow and be complacent

'Cus when I hit my lowest and started loosin' focus and everything around me seemed hopeless that's when they told me

[Madi Wolf:]

Welcome to the university of life now

If you didn't know before then you 'gon find out

This is real life, don't be surprised how that I am all grown up

[x2]

Yeah, keep that sunshine on my side, so I know it's 'gon be alright

Follow me and Ima be your guide, leave your worries behind, yeah

These mistakes that I'm takin' home taught me everythin' I know

Now I'm here to help you grow, woah woah yeah

Welcome to the university of life now

If you didn't know before then you 'gon find out

This is real life, don't be surprised how that I am all grown up...

Little Man lyrics - Chris Webby

You're growing up little man

All the castles in the sand

Gone with the tide now

It's all a part of the plan

Stand tall

You gon be all right now

Just hold ya head

You're growing up little man

You got the world up in your hands

Better hold on to it tight now

It's all a part of the plan

Stand tall

You gon' be all right now

Just hold ya head

Sittin' by the water in the sand

Buildin' castles til the tide rolls in

(Yeah Yeah Yeah)

Just a refugee in Neverland

Thought my feet would never land again

Don't let the world steal your magic

The rising tide is automatic

Use your time wisely while you have it

Because tomorrow never stays

And yesterdays just a page

In a book of life

So catch the wind 'till you flying high

With that birds eye view from the sky

You'll feel that wind chill

That's just growing up

Case you know they say that castles made of sand

Fall in the sea eventually

And I know that I can do anything

Yeah you can do anything

Nothings impossible

You're unstoppable

But you gotta grow

Listen up

You're growing up little man

All the castles in the sand

Gone with the tide now

It's all a part of the plan

Stand tall

You gon be all right now

Just hold ya head

You're growing up little man

You got the world up in your hands

Better hold on to it tight now

It's all a part of the plan

Stand tall

You gon be all right now

Just hold ya head

Growing up little man

From a seed to a bigger plan

Even if you can't see there's a bigger plan

Young soul so low in the solar system

And the clock is ticking

And the world is cold

And then one instance

Your world could go

From the Little John

To the super bowl

Flipped upside down like vertigo

So here we go

Up up and away now

Never see the world if you stay up on the playground

Can't see the stars if you stay indoors

Can never have it all if you don't want more

You can never have light if you don't endure the darkness

Til it shines so bright you can feel the sun

But you gotta set sail in the sea regardless

Say goodbye that the beast you leaving from

(Yeah)

But don't let it get to you now

There's gravity pulling you down

Keepin' one foot on the ground

Trying to keep you from looking around

But look at you now

Little man you're growing up

And ya here for more than showing up

But you gotta close one door in order for the next one to open up

But just take it slow

Everything is gonna be alright

(Yeah)

Just let it go oh oh

Your time is now

But it's running out

(Running out, running out)

You're growing up little man

All the castles in the sand

Gone with the tide now

It's all a part of the plan

Stand tall

You gon be all right now

Just hold ya head

You're growing up little man

You got the world up in your hands

You better hold on to it tight now

It's all a part of the plan

Stand tall

You gon be all right now

Just hold ya head

Campfire lyrics - Chris Webby (feat. Jitta On the Track)

Chase the high until it fades

Better pace myself

Push my limits everyday

Till I break myself

My time is on the way, ay, ay, ay

Better brace myself

'Cause if I didn't give this shit my all I swear to god I couldn't face myself

I been telling these stories about my life (my life, my life)

Out around a campfire all night (out around a campfire all night)

Just trying to find my through the moonlight (I'm just trying to find a way)

I'm just tryin' to hide my pain as I hydroplane

Till my tires strain in the left lane, with a depressed brain

Callin' my doctor up, hoping my med's came

Another panic attack feeling my chest tight

Can't even see the road, losing my head lights

I know

I gotta keep on pushing through it

And my therapy is making music

Without it I think I would lose it

So gather round

Gather round, listen up

'Cause what's you know is, is not enough

Grab a blunt fill your cup

Let me tell you some'

Till the campfires out, campfires out

Telling stories til' the campfire's out

Light the match into the kerosene

Show what life is like behind the scene

Put my soul up on a page as I judge myself

Cigarettes and cocaine, I don't trust myself

Drinking whiskey for the pain (ane, ane, ane) and blunt might help

Lacking self-respect with all the love I get why can't I find a way to love myself

I've been telling my stories to anyone listening (better listen, listen, listen)

I've done so much but still I feel so insignificant (insignificant, yeah, yeah)

Been battling all these demons ever since my christenin' (go to war with all these demons)

But still I'm hearin' breathin', tryna find a reason, why I'm breakin' even

I should have more by now from all these tours and crowds

But it's just me and this bottle, so I'm about to pour it down

Fire gonna scorch the ground while I be telling my tales

Follow a treacherous trail but in the end I prevail

I know

I gotta keep on pushing through it

And my therapy is making music

Without it I think I would lose it

So gather round

Gather round, listen up

'Cause what you know is, is not enough

Grab a blunt, fill your cup

Let me tell you some'

Till the campfires out campfires out telling stories til' the campfire's out

Light the match into the kerosene

Show what life is like behind the scene

I deal with afflictions by willingly filing prescriptions

I live with conditions that really don't fit the descriptions

My grit and conviction's the reason I'm still in existence

My will and ambition's the reason I'm still in the business

Still I just wish I could turn off the shit in my brain

The positive and all negative, livin' the yin and the yang

I'm still insecure even when they be telling me, "Webby, you killing the game"

But feel like I'm still in the rain, I wait for these feelings to change

A fifth of the Jameson, I'll sip it away

Just give me whatever, I don't want to deal with this pain

Simple and plain, I don't want to bitch and complain

My life really isn't so bad, I'm making a living, it's strange

That I'm even feeling this way, I gotta be tough for the fans

I gotta be tough for my team, I gotta be tough for my fam'

People are counting on me and I cannot fuck up the plan

Just give me a bottle, I'm fine, I'll bottle it up in advanced

Don't stop and check in on myself, I just keep on moving ahead

My wounds never heal completely, no time for the bruises to mend

I push it all down like society says I should do as a man

Don't know how to talk about it but when written in music, I can

This is the way I get through with this music is all that I got

On top of that, I run a business, I need to be callin' the shots

With all the pressure of that mixed with the pressure of life

Got all this pressure that's pressing me, feel like my heads in a vice

I tell myself every night

I gotta keep on pushing through it

And my therapy is making music

Without I think I would lose it

So gather round'

Gather round, listen up

'Cause what you know is, is not enough

Grab a blunt, fill your cup

Let me tell you some'

Till the campfires out, campfires out

Telling stories til' the campfire's out

Light the match into the kerosene

Show what life is like behind the scene

mixtape: Webster's Laboratory II (2016)

• Webby's Lab 2 (Intro)
• Datpiff (Freeverse)
• Knocked Down
• Ignition
• On My Way
• Sativa
• Brass Tacks
• Inebriated
• Full Steam Ahead
• Questionnaire
• Imperfect
• Can't Complain
• Jurassic Park
• Feel The Bern (Freeverse)
• Outside The Box
• High By The Beach
• Cali Dreamin'
• Chemical Romance 

Webby's Lab 2 (Intro) lyrics - Chris Webby

[Verse 1:]

Yeah...

I was, stuck inside my fuckin' studio pacing

Stressin' and second guessin' with all the music I'm makin'

Re assessin' who I choose to put faith in

And re examinin' who really has a say in all these moves that I'm makin'

Stepped away for a minute, made a new situation

And now it's back to the basics, I know you have been waitin'

Cause see it ain't about the numbers or the views or rotations

I'm hungry, those in my way should get to funeral arrangin'

I'll bruise em, I'll scrape em, I'll chew em, I'll break em

And Get a skewer filet em, like food on my plate and throw what's left in the stew I was makin'

I'm patient I'm calm and I'm cool I'm just sayin'

The person that you see when you google my name, with those stupid photo shoots from like 2008 with the early interviews of me sayin' some super outdated chemically fueled ludicrous statements

Was just a kid who lacked guidance, up in the public eye

But I'm all grown up now, so fuck it right

Let's get back to raisin' hell up again

And talkin' shit about these rappers cause I'm better than them

Time to give em all a show so go assemble your friends

We in the lab, like its 2011 again

The hands on the clocks jumpin', but dammit I'm not bluffin'

It's time to make shit get outta hand like I dropped somethin'

Won't stop nothing I'm back bitch, the bandicoot of Datpiff

With my lab kit, and bottle ready to crash shit

[Interlude:]

Oh you think that's it? Not even close mother fucker. Check check...

[Verse 2:]

Rockin' crowds is what I love to do

Adrenaline is pumpin' through

My body, sending dopamine levels right through the fuckin' roof

Serotonin rushin' too, more than any drug could do

Music's like my anti depressant, this shit ain't nothing new

Without it I'd be caught up in stress, an alcoholic, a mess

I don't just do this cause it offers a check

Cause I don't need a label office, a jet, or a crib in the hills or a lamborghini and jewelry all on my neck

But I'm sick of fallin' in debt with this Indian guy from American Express puttin' in this call to collect

But I see being pushed to the brink as a test

And honestly, bein' broke really seems to bring out my best

I feel like, I'm locked inside a fuckin cage with a pen

Bein' pushed to the point that I hate this game that I'm in

Surrounded by these people who just like to fake and pretend

So they ask, "if that's the case why you ain't famous as them?"

I dunno, but just lemme give my midnight toast

Hip hops dead like nas said and it's this I quote

I'm feelin' like I'm out the loop and it's an inside joke

"Wait wait, your actually serious? You think this guys dope?"

So I'll keep givin' my lectures, professor Webster is back in my mask jacket and gloves cookin' tracks in the desert

I'm back and I'm better, actin' erratic dramatic and clever

Cause I'm, still up in the fuckin' lab like Dexter

[Outro:]

Five years later, we back up in the laboratory mother fucker. Welcome to the mixtape. Yea!

Datpiff (Freeverse) lyrics - Chris Webby

[Intro:]

Ye ye ye ye ye ye ye yeah

Webbys lab... 2

Na na na na na nana

[Verse 1:]

I'm Vladamir and Vitali combined in the body of Rowdy Roddy and Colossus usin' karate

So get to movin' your body, see for you it's a hobby

But I've been dropping shit ever since I could poop on the potty

And it's prolly cause I just spent my whole life gettin' stared at

Weirdo with the raw rap goin' bare back

Can I give a fuck? Hmm, maybe, but I swear that...

You'll never see it like Donald Trump on a prayer mat...

While rockin' a turban and swervin' in a Ford Explorer

Bumpin' some reggaeton and helpin' people cross the border

See I'm just tryna do it for my peoples and supporters

Roll so mother fuckin' deep you'd think I'm breathing underwater

Cause see I'm like the author of this autobiography

They call me an oddity, it ain't my fault cause they'll probably

Pick apart my every lyric like a frog in biology

But I'll keep my stock high enough to stall the economy

As I jog through your property, while they tryin' to run it

Take off flyin' and plummet while Webby climb to the summit

Droppin' fire they love it, it's just a drop in the bucket

Only dude still on the mic without a quality budget

I mean fuck it, I rock crowds and I'm makin' my block proud

Even thought I'm still residing at my mom's house

Wait, wait... Aren't I supposed to be on now?

Countin' my money from all the people that supported my songs now?

"Calm down Webby, I been bumpin' you on Spotify"

Well thanks for that, like, one thousandth of a dollar, guy

Maybe if you listen enough then I'll get like eighty cents

And be a step closer to gettin' me that Mercedes Benz

Fuck the latest trends, I'll do the opposite

I'm a do me, middle fingers to the politics

And EDM is all I'm hearin' from the college kids

Maybe I'm just gettin' older man, but it's obvious that...

[Hook:]

Alots changed since I first crashed Datpiff

Alots changed since I first crashed Datpiff

I'm in the laboratory cookin' up a classic

Go and tell em Webby's back bitch

Alots changed since I first crashed Datpiff

Alots changed since I first crashed Datpiff

I'm in the laboratory cookin' up a classic

Go and tell em Webby's back bitch

[Verse 2:]

(Danger!) I run in screamin' like Mystikal, smoother criminal

Than Micheal mixed with Alien Ant Farm, the pivotal

Multi syllable killer my finger itchin' till triggers blow

Minions in the whip cause I'm mother fucking despicable

I'm sick of all these trivial rappers talkin' material possessions and financial status all up on my stereo

All I ever do is go hard, now it's gettin' physical

Until I'm breathin' hard as Seth Rogen doin' 27 miles on an elliptical

... I'm not ballin', I'm just lighting the bong till I'm coughin'

Jamo poured till I'm crawlin'...

If you steppin' to Chris? I'll leave your head on a stick

Like Ned Stark, I just gotta get a pencil and flip

See what I carry and wield? This shits Valerian steel

And any second I'm a blow, call me Derek Forreal

So it's hickory dickory dock, lick on the tip of my cock

In the conversation I'm the pick of the litter to watch

Don't need a mixer, I don't order my shit on the rocks

All I need's a chalice with some whiskey that's filled to the top

The fuck has happened? One minute people rappin'

The next all I'm hearin' is adlibbing over tracks and

The planet is collapsin', economies are crashin'

And Hillary Clinton is dabbin', so I guess that...

[Hook:]

Alots changed since I first crashed Datpiff

Alots changed since I first crashed Datpiff

I'm in the laboratory cookin' up a classic

Go and tell em Webby's back bitch

Alots changed since I first crashed Datpiff

Alots changed since I first crashed Datpiff

I'm in the laboratory cookin' up a classic

Go and tell em Webby's back bitch

Knocked Down lyrics - Chris Webby

[Intro:]

We'll be singing, when we're winning

We'll be singing...

[Hook:]

I get knocked down, but I get up (but I get up) you're never gonna keep me down

I get knocked down, but I get up (but I get up) you're never gonna keep me down

I get knocked down, but I get up (but I get up) you're never gonna keep me down

I get knocked down, but I get up (but I get up) you're never gonna keep me down

[Verse 1:]

I get knocked down, but I'm a be back in a minute

Glass full of Guiness till I'm passin' my limit

Shots lined up, throw em back, never sip it

Then my vision goes black and I'm in it

We gon' open that bottle and break it in

Chasin' that Makers with Jameson

Party when it's Saturday again

But you won't see me on Sunday like mailmen

I'm on my Chumbawamba, clutch a cup of

Vodka shipped in from Mother Russia

... Just a bad ass mother fucker

With a bar tab that got me crunchin' numbers

21 and under, this ain't for you

I stay lit drankin' brews and breakin' rules

With straight shots on demand, no Pay Per View

So all I really got to say to you, is...

[Hook:]

I get knocked down, but I get up (but I get up) you're never gonna keep me down

I get knocked down, but I get up (but I get up) you're never gonna keep me down

I get knocked down, but I get up (but I get up) you're never gonna keep me down

I get knocked down, but I get up (but I get up) you're never gonna keep me down

[Verse 2:]

I get knocked down, but I get shit poppin' pronto

... Pulling up on my Dr. Gonzo

Suit case full with a lot of contro-

Band, my shades on like I'm Johnny Bravo

Grab the liquor get wasted, until we all live in the Matrix

Sippin' my whiskey until I'm like sixty and need me a liver replacement

Really I'm sayin', I guess that sobriety's one of those things I can't do for the life of me

... I honestly try to be, but bein' sober just gives me anxiety

Knocked down like Apollo Creed, pour four shots and I swallow three

Then I hit a little bit of Colorado tree, and then... Follow me!

[Bridge:]

(Pissing the night away)

This drink is all up in my cup

(Pissing the night away)

Knocked down but I'm gettin' right back up

(Pissing the night away)

And we do not give a fuck

(Pissing the night away)

Knocked down but I'm gettin' right back up

[Hook:]

I get knocked down, but I get up (but I get up) you're never gonna keep me down

I get knocked down, but I get up (but I get up) you're never gonna keep me down

I get knocked down, but I get up (but I get up) you're never gonna keep me down

I get knocked down, but I get up (but I get up) you're never gonna keep me down

I get knocked down, but I get up (but I get up) you're never gonna keep me down

I get knocked down, but I get up (but I get up) you're never gonna keep me down

I get knocked down, but I get up (but I get up) you're never gonna keep me down

I get knocked down, but I get up (but I get up) you're never gonna keep me down

I get knocked down, but I get up (but I get up) you're never gonna keep me down

I get knocked down, but I get up (but I get up) you're never gonna keep me down

I get knocked down, but I get up (but I get up) you're never gonna keep me down

I get knocked down, but I get up (but I get up) you're never gonna keep me down

I get knocked down, but I get up (but I get up) you're never gonna keep me down

I get knocked down, but I get up (but I get up) you're never gonna keep me down

I get knocked down, but I get up (but I get up) you're never gonna keep me down

I get knocked down, but I get up (but I get up) you're never gonna keep me down